Ahhh, before cats just nap for the rest of the day when they are really tired. Today, cats discovered the heaven in a spa establishment. They feel like gods and godesses being pampered and massaged. The best part is that cats can get free cucumber and treats during their session. What more better way to relieve stress than this.
Our four-legged friends have decided to walk with two feet. It's a more convincing way to show their appreciation for the human culture. But this is kind of creepy and weird, right? Nevertheless, it's a matter of left, right, left, right. And maybe in the future, they'll be walking like a boss in the streets. Nobody can really tell.
Cats now have a sense of fashion. They dress up for a walk in the park, for meet ups with the gang and even for job interviews. And when they prep for special meetings, they clean up really good. But, they don't like their clothes to be ironed, it messes up their over-all style, they say.
Chilling by the couch with booze and watching his fave TV show is the most epic lesson that cats adapted from their human friends. They don't care what happens in the world as they're now comfortable sitting on that couch. You can even challenge your cats to a drinking spree. Bad thing is now you have to buy extra bottles of Corona and guess who'll be spending for those extra bottles.
It's official! Cats have dominated the World Wide Web this 21st century. But wait, they're not just cute and cuddly, there's so much more you don't understand about cats today. Because of their fondness for humans, they decided to act like them, and believe me when I tell you that they do it better than humans do. Some of us captured these bizarre moments and these photos will surely amaze you.
Uhm, because of too much pressure from his human, this kitty decided to be the lead vocalist of some band. Who can blame the cat if the cat has a golden voice that's way better than a man's. If you happen to see him, don't forget to take a picture and get his autograph. After 10 years, this kitty will be the talk of the music biz.
Awwww, cats celebrate their birthdays too. The best part of it is that they learned to love cakes but does not like to share it. Who cares, as long as your pet is happy right? Another year older and wiser, this cat is slowly but surely learning the ways of a human. The sad thing is that still, cats cannot figure out how to blow the candles on their birthday cake.
Oh yes, cats are now hyped to match their human's energy. They're that friendly to learn the first culture of friendship, that is to give a high five to all your friends. Even though it's awkward and weird for the first time, cats are still learning to that gesture. Who knows, maybe they'll be doing a high five as perfect as or even better than humans do.
Yes, cats have discovered that toilet bowls are cleaner and more hygienic than litter boxes. At first they thought that it was a water dispenser until they discovered its true purpose. Now, aside form other things, cats and humans share the same toilet bowl. Well, it's a win-win situation once the cat learns how to use the flush after taking a dump.
I mean who wouldn't? Pizza is the best soul food that a man can have so why wouldn't it be the same for cats. Yup, nobody can blame the cat if he gets another slice. But if ever you have some leftover pizza, you know where it went if you have a pet cat. You'll be even more surprised if your cat learned to ring for pizza delivery.
The selfie craze did not go unnoticed by our purring friends. They hold their smart phones, take a selfie, put some filters, edit their googly eyes, and voila a selfie worthy of posting online. Never underestimate the power of those soft paws. They're more stable and precise than human hands, you know.
Aside from playing and purring, they have learned that reading increases knowledge and so they're trying to make up for the lost time. Maybe they'll be even smarter than monkeys or even us. Who knows, maybe you'll even be more surprised when they started talking to you in human language. That's the time that cats will coexists with humans as equals, and not as pets.
One day, when they were playing, they discovered that some kind of sound was coming from a long cord. Whey they put the ear buds in their ears, eventually they were hooked. Now even they have their own ipods and listen to their tunes every now and then. The best part is that they are now singing along to their fave artists and songs.
They need that stretching from time to time, you know. Aside from this, cats do yoga to relax with their humans. Because of their flexibility, I bet that they have mastered all positions already. Poor human, still stuck at position 5.
Cats have their own tablets, laptops, etc. Who knows where they get the money to buy those things. They grew tired of playing their yarn balls. Now they discovered a more entertaining application Catch the Fish. Who told you that humans are the only ones technologically inclined?